The New York Times Has Learned What A Fade Is Thanks To Travis Kelce

When this story came across my desk a big smile popped onto my face. Nothing brings me joy like the New York Times showing me their unlimited range of being dumb-dumbs. 

What if I told you, New York Times, that the Travis Kelce hairdo has been around....for a very long time...and that it's available at almost every barbershop in America. Thankfully, the pinnacle of journalism got to interview a barber in Canada who let us know how easy it is to do the Travis Kelce haircut:

New York Times - Mr. Kelce’s hairstyle, a buzz cut fade, is easy to replicate. “It’s basically zero on the side until you get to the top,” he said. “It’s a fun, easy haircut that I can do in a quick 20 minutes.”

The more you know. Reading rainbow.

This isn't the only thing that the New York Times has discovered recently in culture. 

Absolutely love the New York Times branching out of their coastal elite bubble. Very brave of them. Wait until they learn about chicken on a stick they're serving up at gas stations throughout God's country.